Hakuna Matata

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

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How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

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bamfandsnikt:

Kari Byron’s feet are ticklish…..myth or not??!’

bamfandsnikt:

Kari Byron’s feet are ticklish…..myth or not??!’

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to be homosexual

beautiful4allmybigmistakes:

tips0888:

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

makeitearlgrey:

pro-anarchy:

andrysb24:

fumareta-hana:

fumareta-hana:

I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.

I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
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You’re gonna need a bigger book

No you’re gonna need a new friend

Or both

deffinetly both

rebloging everytime

LET’S BREAK THE NOTES

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goodvibesandhotrides:

once you’ve slept in someones arms it hurts so bad to sleep alone

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